Women's Lib International Conference
 
The first speaker, a lady from England stood up and said, "During last  year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands.

Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington,  that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing,  but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast Lamb." (The
crowd cheered).
 
The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's   conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer  do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw   nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw   that he had done not only his own washing, mine as well.(The crowd again  cheered).
 
The third speaker, a Filipino lady,  stood up and said,  "After  last year's conference, I went home and told that lazy husband of mine, Juan, that I was through getting his slippers, cooking his meals all the time,  washing his underwear and that  he was going to have to do them himself". (The crowd went wild with cheering and clapping that lasted for five long  minutes). She continued, "After the first day, I saw nothing.  After the second day, I saw nothing , but after the third day, I could see a little bit  out of my left eye." (LOL! black eye ba??? :p)