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Virtual Reality Part I Contributed by honey_ni_lovey Posted on the msg board on 01/22/03 02:26:40 AM Cast: 
Kopi_mate (ciempre bida!)
Honey_ni_Lovey (contra bida! heheheh)Location: CA Monologue: It's 5am, Saturday, Kopi in the kitchen, making coffee, while Honey still snoring 
away in the bedroom (tulo laway, hihihi)
, dang, Kopi makingall kinds of noise 
, fixing breakfast, French toast, Orange Juice,sliced fruits...... (singing....... 
"bakkittttttt labis kitang mahal sumpa man, iniibigkitaaaaa".......)
HONEY: Loveyyyyyyyy))))) mmmmmmmmhhhhhh kisses 
KOPI (smacckkkkk!!)
KOPI: Good Morning, sleep ok Honey??? 
HONEY 
Yawning
still, half asleep and hugs KOPI....) I'm still sleepy,and i can't sleep kasi you're too noisy in here! KOPI: 
(feeling somewhat rejected by her comment) Honey, go back tosleep and I will try and move swiftly ok, I wont make any noise.
 HONEY: OK  (looks at KOPI with her eyebrows raised....grabee taray.... and this is what I have to put up with????? waaaaaaaaa HELP! susssme!) 
 Kopi goes back with his singing
, washing dishes and trying not to make
as much noise kasi bossing galit! (hmmpt! AMBOT! linti)!)
...sipol, singing
( Bakittttt labis kitang mahallll) and dancing,keeping his cool, then accidentally drops a cooking pan on the kitchen floor........ BBLLLLLAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH.........guess what??? 
HONEY: Baaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbeeeeeeeeeee???!!!!
(Naku Pow!...pag tawag ako nyan "babe" u can bet her eyebrows are like Mario Brothers' mustache, so sobrang kapat at nakataas pa, grabeeee)
KOPI: Sorry Honey, I dropped it by accident! (hehehhee that's what you think!!! Yaw ka gumising eh! hahahhahaha) 
 Ay natapos din si KOPI, fixes his breakfast, turn the TV on and started watching...Here comes HONEY...with half Chinese and half Filipino look 
on her face, kasi bago gising eh hehehe HONEY: Lovey, what are you eating? (with full ilongga accent hahhaha!!) 
I am hungry kasi. (See what I mean folks, babae nga naman, 
ngay,pede ka ba mag cook ng walang ingay? hay buhayyyyyy....... KOPI: Honey, I made some French toast, sliced fruits, orange juice, want some??? 
(Kumuha ka ng sa iyo, Oiiiii wala maid dito anohhhh) 
ay naku
in America
work,home, work
wala pamaid 
grr, so get use to it girl, ok...indi pede style senora dito,
pagnde, batukan kita.....
Itutuloy...... 
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